about the name

well, my user name is mcpointless, which broken up is mc pointless, not m.c. pointless but mc- like mcdonalds or mcnugget. the origins of the name lies in a place where no one wants to go. wait, the origin is in my head, not newark, nj (damn notes), ok, so my head, some people want to go there, so let me begin my tale of evil and malace:

well, the name comes from two sources, which, when i think about it, intersect. the mc- comes from a car ride with my friend jen. the pointless, comes from the fact that the majority of things that have to do with me are utterly pointless. and, that which comes from me that isnt pointless, lies at the end of a dark and faux fur lined tunnel that is one of my many stories. i would tell these stories and by the end i was either inturrupted or deserted by the listener-synonym is victim-so, at the end i would only be left with no one to hear the point and by the end they would hear the first 2/3 of it and upon looking back, they would see that it never ended, leaving a desolate void where the end should have been(eggplant!, just checking if you're paying attention), and now, i will tell a story that i bet will be, like the rest, deserted by the reader before the end-

the mc- part of my name came from my aforementioned ride with jen. we were in a mcdonalds drive thru (what ever happened to o, g, h? were they fired? did they quit? people still use through, so is it like a spice girls album? people can still buy one, and although one of them quit, they are still allowed royalties for albums and memoribilia sold, so is there severence and royalties? but, i degress). jen was driving, it was a foggy day with low visibility, and she wears glasses because she can't see very well, and these glasses were in her purse. our conversation went as follows-

jen- so, what did you do tod.....
me- today?
jen- um, yeah, sorry, i just drifted off, what does that little sign say?
me- watch out for pedestrians.
jen- oh, okay, back to what i was saying, what did yo.....
me- wait, that sign just doesnt go with the whole mcdonalds thing.
jen- what do you mean by that?
me- well, they have mcnuggets, mcfries, but now they won't claim what's theirs.
jen- once again, i don't know what you mean.
me- i mean, that since they have nuggets, they become mcnuggets. they have salads, they become mcsalads. and, these are their patrons, these pedestrians are their patrons, they are their pedestrians, their mcdestrians.
jen- you idiot.
me- why am i an idiot, simply because i question these people's neon yellow sign?
jen- because you're questioning these people's neon yellow sign!

it goes on like that. nowadays we use mc- to accentuate things. it gives words character. example:
w/o- whore
w/- mcwhore
okay, maybe not the best example, but it was an example none the less, and isnt that what life is all about?